There was a cache of slightly-used cardboard boxes under my desk at work. I sent out an email to my very large office trying to get rid of the boxes without just throwing them away. I was trying to be cute. I had no idea that’s not how it came off.
“Good afternoon everyone,
Up here at the front desk, you’ll find an array of the finest boxes you could ever want. All shapes. All colors. Take them for a test drive. Ask any questions. Our lovely salesgirls are here to help. Our boxes are of the finest quality with a money-back guarantee. Feel free to sample a box on us!
You’ll find them under the front desk in reception.